<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97597908466548736</id><updated>2011-06-07T23:14:44.967-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Non me Fodas no Camiño</title><subtitle type='html'>El bloj de la jente guay</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Non me fodas no camiño</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15552811379572527421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97597908466548736.post-7339557726810639083</id><published>2008-09-30T09:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T09:50:17.583-07:00</updated><title type='text'>SS &amp; Judío (capitulo 1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-517d3297ecc33b8e" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D517d3297ecc33b8e%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330263110%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28273B38278343EEEA26F9FCF767AA15349F2FD1.5A08E3C3BE9652C70AE6F2EA624267BDB749B65F%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D517d3297ecc33b8e%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DrzedxCEAwYL4rdU45J6B38XyToY&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D517d3297ecc33b8e%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330263110%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D28273B38278343EEEA26F9FCF767AA15349F2FD1.5A08E3C3BE9652C70AE6F2EA624267BDB749B65F%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D517d3297ecc33b8e%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DrzedxCEAwYL4rdU45J6B38XyToY&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/97597908466548736-7339557726810639083?l=nonmefodas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=517d3297ecc33b8e&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/feeds/7339557726810639083/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=97597908466548736&amp;postID=7339557726810639083' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/7339557726810639083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/7339557726810639083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/2008/09/ss-judo-capitulo-1.html' title='SS &amp; Judío (capitulo 1)'/><author><name>oscarotero</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17413926588324050640</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kyvbCo1jEi4/S7sN985eG6I/AAAAAAAAAaU/6FWgsgkn0ks/S220/IMGP0055.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97597908466548736.post-1202782732171880507</id><published>2007-11-22T16:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-22T17:12:28.978-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Las abenturas de Pepe &amp; Fede (I)</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="467" height="388" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-bf672d78dcb200e8" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dbf672d78dcb200e8%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330263110%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5A9C033AFCC1F4E2610610163473B682823B2247.64F3D0E9DACA231BEE95E31D400083BCBE21B235%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dbf672d78dcb200e8%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DBg1sGiJcNNyPd_hDXSkWKo9i7Ns&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="467" height="388" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v22.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dbf672d78dcb200e8%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330263110%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5A9C033AFCC1F4E2610610163473B682823B2247.64F3D0E9DACA231BEE95E31D400083BCBE21B235%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dbf672d78dcb200e8%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DBg1sGiJcNNyPd_hDXSkWKo9i7Ns&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/97597908466548736-1202782732171880507?l=nonmefodas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=bf672d78dcb200e8&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/feeds/1202782732171880507/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=97597908466548736&amp;postID=1202782732171880507' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/1202782732171880507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/1202782732171880507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/2007/11/las-abenturas-de-pepe-fede-i.html' title='Las abenturas de Pepe &amp; Fede (I)'/><author><name>oscarotero</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17413926588324050640</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kyvbCo1jEi4/S7sN985eG6I/AAAAAAAAAaU/6FWgsgkn0ks/S220/IMGP0055.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97597908466548736.post-5607912192664335976</id><published>2007-08-26T12:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T08:53:08.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Andas tras dos bellos numaros do non me fodass?</title><content type='html'>je,je...&lt;br /&gt;eres un puto nostáljico.&lt;br /&gt;pero é conpresible...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__NnmyaBvHpM/RtrcGXR8-AI/AAAAAAAAAAM/EbHBe1QfU_o/s1600-h/machirmo+fidel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__NnmyaBvHpM/RtrcGXR8-AI/AAAAAAAAAAM/EbHBe1QfU_o/s320/machirmo+fidel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105635129464518658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fai uns aniños creouse o meyor "fanzine" da istoria da letra inpresa... Referímonos, como non, a NON ME FODAS NO CAMIÑO, onde se tratavan temas de raviosa actualidaz dun xeito juvenil y fressco, cun eqipo de colavoradores de lo mas cool i entrebistas a la jente "in" del momento.&lt;br /&gt;Naqueles lonx anos "anos", os precios eran acoyoante mente baixos, e a rebista costava solamente 49 centouros, algo hinaudito, porloque los qioskos fueron literalmente harrasados por ordas sedientas de boa calidaz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoxe, en pleno siglo beintiuno, usted puedes azquirir eses majníficos hexemplares por moito menos! pola ridíqula cantidade de 0 centouros, xa que los puedes descarjar bía internë cun simple kliq. Ou sexa que se antes pajache por eles é que foches parvo (como non podia ser doutro xeito).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAZTE CON EYOS!&lt;br /&gt;TENCANTARÁN!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oscarotero.com/mediateca/documentos/tonterias/nmfnc2.pdf"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;Des carja o númaro 2&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Considerado polos inteleqtuales como unha obra maestra da literatura do sijlo XXI, solo ijualada (pero non superada) pola obra de (diolo perdone) Francisco Umbral: "1500 versiones del chiste de mistetas" da Editorial "Amaya".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.oscarotero.com/mediateca/documentos/tonterias/nmfnc3.pdf"&gt;Ovtén o ejem plar 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Levantou unha jran polémica polo tema a tratar (o machirmo). O certo é que, a pesar deso, foi o númaro preferido de entre o seqtor femenino dos nosos lectores. Ainda así, pódese considerar unha obra de ínfima calidade e pésimo justo o que deixa en mal lugar as preferencias das nosas lectoras (mulleres tiñan que ser).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/97597908466548736-5607912192664335976?l=nonmefodas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/feeds/5607912192664335976/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=97597908466548736&amp;postID=5607912192664335976' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/5607912192664335976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/97597908466548736/posts/default/5607912192664335976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonmefodas.blogspot.com/2007/08/andas-tras-dos-bellos-numaros-do-non-me.html' title='Andas tras dos bellos numaros do non me fodass?'/><author><name>Non me fodas no camiño</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15552811379572527421</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__NnmyaBvHpM/RtrcGXR8-AI/AAAAAAAAAAM/EbHBe1QfU_o/s72-c/machirmo+fidel.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-97597908466548736.post-2019801151599527306</id><published>2007-08-20T14:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T15:36:52.572-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oroscopo, oroscopo, que medeparas oi??</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" &gt;Quieres saversi tu chiko te pone los cuennos?&lt;br /&gt;Quieres saversi tu madre se folla al butanero?&lt;br /&gt;Quieres saversi a tu padre le mola que le metan cosas por el culo?&lt;br /&gt;Quieres saver los secretos más inexpunables del universo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Los hastros, sienpre an sido mui grandes. Estan el sol, la luna, la fuente, el olimpo, la constelacion del lacon con grelos e un largo ecétera qe henchería esta patetica sezión. O importante e que o horoscopo nunca se equivoca, en el oroscopo esta la solu ción.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Si tienes almorroides, el oroscopo te lo predice. Si che salen bultitos marróns polos buratos do calzoncillo, o horoscopo esta ahí para ayudarte, si una gallina se te lanza a los ojos y te los arranca de un picotazo mientras un perro rabioso te mordisquea la base del cráneo, el horoscopo te dirá lo que tienes que hacer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;No terreno sentimental pasa lo mirmo. Si hace tres años que no follas, el oroscopo telo dirá. si ace 6 tambien te lo dira. se xa fai mais de 6, mellor vaite á &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;compoñedora™.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Por eso le dedicamos esta cancion al horoscopo. La cancion se titula "horoscopo" e fala do horoscopo. Kela disfrutes!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;P.D. Si quieres la cancion en tu mobil, manda un SMS con la palabra "cigüeñal" al &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;5545&lt;/span&gt; y otro con la palabra "hipérbaton" al&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; 5546&lt;/span&gt; (dos veces cada una). 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